Quiz: What Kind of Stoner Are You?
Think you’ve got your sesh style figured out? Whether you’re a deep-thinking cosmic wanderer, a couch-locked snack samurai, or a high-functioning productivity machine — this quiz will reveal your ultimate stoner identity. 😎
Take the quiz, embrace your vibe, and maybe find a new favorite way to light up your day.
What Are the Stoner Archetypes?
Cannabis culture has evolved — and so have the people who enjoy it. Whether you use it to relax, get creative, bond with others, or just chill in your own bubble, your “stoner type” says a lot about how you vibe.
Here are the 4 main archetypes we’ve identified:
The Cosmic Philosopher
You’re the type to take one hit and instantly start pondering the universe. You’re introspective, insightful, and prone to trippy shower thoughts like “What if nachos had feelings?” You love ambient playlists, deep convos, and staring into space.
The Chill Ritualist
For you, cannabis isn’t just something you do — it’s a ritual. You’ve got your setup down to a science: cozy blanket, playlist, snacks, candles. You’re the calm center in the storm, always grounding the group with your steady energy.
The Productive Pothead
High-functioning and highly chill. You toke up, then tackle your to-do list like a boss. Cannabis helps you focus, get in flow, or just make chores feel less like…chores. You’re proof that stoners get sh*t done.
The Chaos Gremlin
You are the unpredictable one. One minute you’re vibing, next minute you’re making grilled cheese in the bathtub (please don’t). You’re hilarious, a little chaotic, and fully committed to the munchie lifestyle. No one knows what you’ll do next — not even you.
Why Take This Quiz?
This quiz isn’t just for fun (though it is definitely fun).
Knowing your “stoner style” can help you:
- Discover new ways to enjoy cannabis
- Choose accessories or products that match your vibe
- Understand how cannabis fits into your lifestyle
- And maybe even validate the kind of high you’ve always gravitated toward
Stoners Unite
There’s no right or wrong way to enjoy cannabis — but there is a version of you that shines when you’re in the right headspace. Whether you’re chill, chaotic, cosmic, or crushing your goals, your vibe is valid.
Stay lifted. Stay you.
